How cold is it?  A collection of some favorite "it's so cold" jokes here.  Please share your favorites.

  • It's so cold I chipped my tooth on my coffee.
  • It's so cold I'm shivering like a Trump in a tax office.
  • It's so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
  • It's so cold I had to open the refrigerator to heat the house.
  • It's so cold I saw one dog trying to jump start another one.
  • It's so cold that chickens are storming KFC and begging to sit in the pressure cooker!
  • It's so cold that Republicans and Democrats are holding hands.
  • It's so cold the drive-though is serving coffee on a stick.
  • It's so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket.
  • It's so cold, I actually saw a gangsta pull his pants up.
  • It's so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.
  • It's so cold that I keyed my car with my nipples.
  • It's so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.
  • It's so cold that my false teeth are chattering, and they are still in the glass
  • It's so cold that Miley Cyrus put on pants.
  • It's so cold that I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.

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