Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Ali Szubiak

Judge Bars Auction of Whitney Houston’s Emmy, For Now
A judge ruled in favor of The Television Academy, who brought a lawsuit against Houston’s estate.

Ben Higgins + Lauren Bushnell to Star in ‘The Bachelor’ Spinoff Show
The show will follow the couple "navigating the real world after the splendor of 'The Bachelor's' exotic dates and fantasy suites has ended."

Miley Cyrus + Liam Hemsworth Are Definitely Back Together
Not only were the two touching skin in public, but Miley was wearing the engagement ring Liam gave her back in 2012.

Charlie Sheen Under Criminal Investigation By LAPD
An LAPD spokesperson confirmed, "Charlie Sheen is listed as a suspect in this investigation."

Ashton Kutcher’s Unaired ‘Punk’d’ Footage Can Be Used For Blackmail
Kutcher left some of the stars' more embarrassing reactions -- like one from known sensitive soul, Drake -- on the cutting room floor.

Comedian Julie Klausner Body-Shames Zendaya Following KCAs Win
Comedian Julie Klausner accused Disney star Zendaya of being a bad role model for young women, simply because she's thin.

Ariana Grande Pokes Fun at Enunciation Skills in ‘SNL’ Promo Clips
Ariana will serve as the host and musical guest on this week's episode of 'SNL.'

Kim Kardashian Pens Essay on Empowerment: ‘I Am Allowed to Be Sexy’
"I don’t do drugs, I hardly drink, I’ve never committed a crime—and yet I’m a bad role model for being proud of my body?”

Jodie Sweetin Unfazed by Miley Cyrus’ Unflattering Instagram Post
“I don’t pay attention to negative stuff," she said.

Lady Gaga Urges Victims of Abuse to ‘Speak Up’ in Impassioned Post After Oscars Performance
'I was too ashamed. Too afraid,' she admitted.