So there's this bald, bearded, tattooed guy sitting outside a cathedral in France, and he is a wizard.

A musical wizard. Seriously. He plays the guitar and the drums at the same time. He sings both the male and female parts, flawlessly. (We think. We don't really understand the words, but it is beautiful.) Just look at the people around him, staring in amazement and reflecting on all the love and fear and regret and inspiration they've experienced throughout their lives.

We imagine after he's finished for the day, he sits at his favorite outdoor cafe drinking red wine and eating a delicious variety of cheeses, hoping that one day, he'll save enough money to return to the chateau where he last saw the woman he loved. And this time, he'll win her heart, using the majesty of his voice(s).

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